1. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (NDS)

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (NDS)

Judge: Order! Order!

Judge: We are here today, because of the trial against the Nintendo DS game: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney. A game in which the player can be an attorney/lawyer.

Judge: Prosecutor, your statement please.

Prosecutor: Your Honor! Phoenix Wright is not a game, it’s more a book without action in it!

Prosecutor: I have this witness to confirm that. Witness tell us, what do you think about the gameplay?

Witness: Well I…. I think the gameplay is kind of lame. It’s like reading a book, with some puzzles in it you have to solve I guess…

Defense Attorney: OBJECTION! Witness, are you saying that you didn’t enjoy the game at all!?

Witness: Well, euhhh no, I mean yes I d-

Prosecutor: OBJECTION! This has nothing to do with the case at hand!

Judge: Objection overruled. Witness, please continue.

Witness: I guess I did enjoy the game, the fact that there was a lot of text in it didn’t disturb me at all. You can actually play both lawyer and detective in this game.

Defense Attorney: Aha! That’s a contradiction! Earlier you said the gameplay was lame!

Witness: Euhhhh… sorry, I guess I was wrong. I like this game pretty much.

Public: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Judge: ORDER! I WILL HAVE ORDER!

Prosecutor: GRMBL! OK witness, then tell me. The game has only five cases, isn’t that a little short for a game? I mean, it’s probably just one hour a case!

Witness: …. ….. Y-yes, five cases are not that many yes.

Prosecutor: Your Honor! Surely this proves this game is no good!

Defense Attorney: OBJECTION! The fact that the game only has five cases doesn’t mean that it is also a very short game. Witness, what is your take on this?

Witness: I-I guess y-you’re right. The game took me around fifteen hours to complete. Could have been more….

Prosecutor: WHAT!? This is ridiculous!

Judge: Restrain yourself, prosecutor! The witness seems to be telling the truth.

Defense Attorney: I think we heard enough your honor, nothing is wrong with this game.

Prosecutor: HOLD IT! It’s not over yet! Witness! The sound of the game is of very poor quality, is it not?

Witness: W-Well, the music is great and does not irritate at all. However, there are no voice overs, but-

Prosecutor: There! No voice overs! Your Honor, this is unforgivable and should not be accepted!

Judge: You surely have a point there. Defense Attorney? Do you have evidence that contradicts this?

Defense Attorney: GRRRR!! No I do not….

Judge: Then I see no point to go on with this trial. The court finds Phoenix Wright guil-

Defense Attorney: HOLD IT! There is still one more very important issue!

Public: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Judge: ORDER, ORDER, OOOOOORDEEEEER! I WILL HAVE ORDER IN THIS COURT! SILENCE! Explain yourself!

Defense Attorney: TAKE THIS! The storyline of the game is the most important part! Witness! Don’t you agree?

Witness: I-Indeed, the story is most brilliant yes. Great plot twists and awesome characters are both part of the game. The last case is specially made for the DS. It’s the greatest case of the game.

Prosecutor: WHAAAAAAT! Witness, why didn’t I hear this before!? Your Honor, there must be a mistake!

Defense Attorney: OBJECTION! No there is not! The witness has stated clearly that Phoenix Wright is in fact a game. Even better, it’s a great game!

Prosecutor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Judge: I’VE HEARD ENOUGH! I think it’s time to state my verdict!

Conclusie en beoordeling

None

Judge: The court finds Phoenix Wright….. NOT GUILTY! The game is in fact one of the best games for the DS out there and the most important part is the awesome storyline together with the totally insane characters. CASE CLOSED! The court is adjourned!
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  • Heb der ook wel vertrouwen in, kijk naar de eerste Motorstorm hoeveel content daar wel niet is voor gekomen, waarbij ook een aantal voor niks was. :)



    But we shall see wat de grote update gaat brengen.

  • Yeey, gratis ^^

  • goed nieuw voor Gratis

  • gratis klink goed in de oren.

  • spijtig… waar deeltje 1 zo in uitblonk, verkloot het het 2e deel gewoon.
    nl de balans van het 1e deel imo… :-/

    Die content komt er wel, twijfel ik nie aan.


  • Leuk, alleen jammer dat dit deel de verwachtingen niet overtreft.

  • nice

  • ja ik kan die grote updates toch niet kopen en wat moet ik me voorstellen van die wat kleinere updates?

  • Gratis FTW!!!

  • Wat Obiebarca ook zegt, aleen ga ik m niet halen, vind m eigenlijk helemaal niet zó vet…

  • We hopen natuurlijk op de ondersteuning die Burnout nu ook krijgt!

  • Haha, ze hebben geluisterd naar Criterion!

  • gratis

    meer moet ik nie zien

    voor niets steendood ;pp

  • Dat is zeker netjes van de ontwikkelaar, hopelijk nemen ze een voorbeeld aan Criterion.

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