1. MEEST EPISCHE OMEGLE BATTLE OOIT

MEEST EPISCHE OMEGLE BATTLE OOIT

And so it begins:

You: GANDALF

Stranger: I want to be with you forever

You: vs

You: DUMBLEDORE

You: ROUND ONE

You: FIGHT!

You: Gandalf uses Glowing White Mage Ball Sparkly Doom!

You: Dumbledore is HIT!

You: Dumbledore uses Phoenix Recovery

Stranger: Nuuu!!!

You: Dumbledore Launches Giant Flame Tornado

Stranger: Come on gandalf, fight harder

You: Gandalf uses Mage Shield!

Stranger: Yes! Hit him hard!

You: Dumbledpore wants to go to the other side to get Behind gandalf!

You: Gandalf uses

You: YOU SHALL NOT PASSSS!!!!!!!!

Stranger: Gasp!

You: Dumbledore Fainted

You: Gandalff Wins!

You: O no

Stranger: Now you can't catch the dumbledore

You: Wild Hitler appears!

You: Gandalf Uses Firestorm!

You: Hitler uses Hatespeech attack!

You: CLASH

You: BOOM!

You: Gandalf is confused

You: Gandald Hurt Himslef in it's Confusion!

You: Hitler uses Swatstika Boomerang!

Stranger: This is when you say "it's supere effective"

Stranger: super*

You: It's super effective!

Stranger: Gandalf snapped out of his confusion

You: Gandalf Uses

You: Oh Holy Beard attack!

You: Hitler got Bearded

You: Hitler is hurt by the Beard

You: Hitler uses Fuhrer Punch!

You: It;s a critical hit!

You: Gandalf Fainted

You: O noes!

You: who will save us now

You: Hitler uses Imperial March!

You: World Domination in 5 turns!

Stranger: Stranger used Gandhi

You: ZOMG

You: Hitler uses Tank Rush!

Stranger: Gandhi used rest

You: Hilter used ''Ein Folch, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer!''

You: Hitlers attack rose

You: hitlers defense rose

You: hitlers speed rose

You: hitlers mustache rose

Stranger: Gandhi is fast asleep

You: Hilter used Zyklon B!

You: Ghandi is poisoined

You: badly

Stranger: Gandhi is fast asleep

You: Hilter uses Endlosung!

You: Ghandi fainted!

You: Endlosung hit with recoil!

You: Hitler Fainted

Stranger: Drats, stranger used KErmit the frog

You: You sent out Darth Vader!

Stranger: Le gasp!

Stranger: Kermit used random song attack

Stranger: Darth Vader flinched

You: Darth Vader used Force Chocke!

Stranger: Kermit used puppetslap

You: Hit 4 times!

Stranger: Darth vader used emperor toss

You: Kermit used Miss Pigy Toss

You: BOOM

You: CLASH

You: Emperor toss lost to miss piggy toss!

Stranger: Darth Vader is affected by Piggy Hump

You: Darth Vader used Princess Leia Porn Magazine throw

Stranger: Kermit used green foreskin attack

You: Darth Vader fainted!

You: Alright this is my final!

You: I choose you!

You: Jenna Jameson!

Stranger: Shit

Stranger: Stranger withdrew Kermit

You: Jenna Jameson used Boob Squish

You: but it missed!

You: Jenna;s sexyness sharply rose

Stranger: And sent out lamp

Stranger: lamp uses shock attack

You: Jenna is shocked!

You: Jenna is getting horny by the shock

You: Jenna used Elastic BooB Punch!

You: What will lamp do?

Stranger: It's super effective

You: lamp fainted!

You: Both trainers are up to ther last

You: But who's gonna beat the mighty Jenna?

Stranger: Stranger sent out hannah montana

You: OMG

You: Jenna Jameson used Boob Slap

Stranger: Hanna montana used fanboy shield

You: :O

You: Jenna nipples just hardend

You: Jenna uses Metal Nipple Sting

Stranger: Fanboy shield turned into perv grapple

You: Jenna's Hornyness rose

You: Jenna's Sexyness Rose

You: Jenna's Clothes Fell!

You: Jenna is charging up

You: getting ready for ultimate attack..

Stranger: Hannah montana used distracting song

You: Jenna's ears are bleeding

You: Jenna is still charging

You: Jenna;s hurt by the earbleeding

Stranger: Hannah montana uses steal "stuff that can make me money"

You: Jenna'; fully charged

You: Jenna's opens her legs..

You: Jenna's used SQUIRT CANNON!

Stranger: Hannah montana uses swallow

You: ...

Stranger: hadn't seen that one coming, had you

You: Jenna fainted by suprise

You: You win

Stranger: lol thanks, nice spar

You: it was a nice match

De strijd is gestreden.

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